But what about the Assholes?
whenever I hear somebody say,
"How am I supposed to explain homosexuality to my kids?"
I don't know. Why aren't you more worried
about trying to explain assholes
to your kids?
I've explained homosexuality to my kids and they got it pretty
easily. I even explained transgendered
to my kids, and while trickier they seemed to grasp
it without much of an issue
(And I'm not even good at it. Picture
me with a five year old saying, "Well, now, some people are born
looking like Dora, but they feel like Diego. Or,
they're dressed like Batman on the outside, but inside they're Catwoman.")
But have you ever tried explaining assholes to your kids?
Some kids are already assholes,
and I can't ever explain
to my kids why some other kids are already
"I really don't know why that kid licked
it on your face, honey. His parents are probably
But that doesn't satisfy my kids. They want a real answer.
aren't people concerned about practicing their religious
against assholes? Like, if there's one thing all religions agree on,
it's that you shouldn't be an asshole. The 10 commandments
are basically telling you all the ways you should behave
so that you won't be an asshole. The sermon
on the mount
is talking about how the non-assholes are the
children of God. So where are all the people refusing
to make wedding cakes for assholes? And being an asshole
is a choice. So those people are purposefully going against
others' religion and those people are not even
worried about it.
I don't get it.