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Trouble in the sewers....

                   For 30 years,  in "We Didn't Start the Fire"  I assumed  Billy Joel said,  "Trouble in the SEWERS"  and that some grand historic event happened in the sewers somewhere that I just never heard about. Some vague prole revolution or an alligator infestation.  Ninja Turtles.  You know,  something awesome. Two days ago  I learned  what he really sang was  "Trouble in the SUEZ."  Very disappointing.

Cloudy waters....

Too lazy to clean out the iced chai Residue from  My starbucks vente cup, I Simply refill it with water and Meet with a client who Would like to speak with me about Some indescribable childhood Trauma But Can't stop staring at the Starbucks cup of cloudy water I keep Sipping from.

Eating already...

  Eating already Minutes after throwing up --My fat, stupid cat

Paradise Lost

Outside of Spacetime nonexists The Abyss. For Perfect Eternity, it nonexists in Absolute Tranquility. ...Until... A non-moment. A non-rumbling. Perhaps a non-trembling. ...An IMPULSE... "What the hell is this?" "It's Is-ing." "What? Who the hell are you?" "I am the maker and destroyer of worlds." "What the hell is  this ?" "I told you. It's is-ing." "I heard you. But what is  this ? What are we doing?" "We're communicating." "What the fuck is 'communicating?' And what the hell are you? What am I?" "Your Perfect Tranquility has been disturbed. Now you have to deal with me. There's you over there. And me over here. In order to deal with each other, we have to communicate." "Or else?" "Or else we'll be lonely." "None of this makes any sense. What is 'sense?' WHO ARE YOU?" "I told you, I am the maker and destroyer of worl