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Spacetime, consciousness, nihilism and getting lost in assholes reverse ouroboros style....

(Bloggers Note: Please be warned that I'm about to go so far up my own asshole in this post that my head will somehow pop out of my own mouth, reverse ouroboros style. But once we deal with this abstract, perhaps-not-even-coherent bullshit, we can move on to more practical and pragmatic matters. This is also a REALLY long post. Apologies) 

Many a client I have had where I've had almost the exact same conversation as what follows:

Client: I want to, like, use shrooms or LSD or go down to South America to try Ayahuasca and become enlightened.

Me: I'm not an expert on enlightenment or anything, but I don't think that's the way enlightenment works.

Client: Of course it does. Don't you ever listen to Joe Rogan? He's tried all kinds of Hallucinogens.

Me: I have and he's kind of a turd. If that's enlightenment, I'm not real interested in it.

Client: Why do you do that?

Me: Do what?

Client: Do that. Rain on my parade. You don't know what you're …

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