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Trouble in the sewers....

                   For 30 years,  in "We Didn't Start the Fire"  I assumed  Billy Joel said,  "Trouble in the SEWERS"  and that some grand historic event happened in the sewers somewhere that I just never heard about. Some vague prole revolution or an alligator infestation.  Ninja Turtles.  You know,  something awesome. Two days ago  I learned  what he really sang was  "Trouble in the SUEZ."  Very disappointing.

Cloudy waters....

Too lazy to clean out the iced chai Residue from  My starbucks vente cup, I Simply refill it with water and Meet with a client who Would like to speak with me about Some indescribable childhood Trauma But Can't stop staring at the Starbucks cup of cloudy water I keep Sipping from.

Eating already...

  Eating already Minutes after throwing up --My fat, stupid cat