Einstein said....

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EINSTEIN SAID THAT ONE DOES NOT TRULY UNDERSTAND SOMETHING IF ONE CANNOT EXPLAIN IT CLEARLY AND SIMPLY.

BUT….

EINSTEIN NEVER HAD TO TRY TO DESCRIBE DRAGON BALL Z TO SOMEONE HE WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE TO WATCH IT.

SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW?

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