While shopping with 5-year-old Issa Furious at the Dollar Store in Rio Frio, NM....

 

Issa Furious: Look daddy, a Barbie puzzle.

Manny Furious: JESUS CHRIST.

Issa Furious: What?

Manny Furious: OH, LOOK. HERE'S A NINJA TURTLES PUZZLE. LOOK. THEY'RE TURTLES AND THEY FIGHT STUFF. THEY FIGHT THE FOOT CLAN. WITH NINJUTSU. IT'S REALLY COOL AND STUFF. THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT WEAPONS AND THEIR DAD IS A RAT.

Issa Furious: ....

Manny Furious: AND, SURE, THEY'RE ALL MALE TURTLES, BUT THEY HAVE THIS FRIEND, APRIL O'NEAL AND SHE'S SORT OF LIKE A PRINCESS. IN A WAY. KIND OF. BUT SHE WEARS A YELLOW TRENCH COAT AND SHE'S A JOURNALIST WHICH IS BETTER THAN BEING A PRINCESS, BECAUSE SHE GETS SHIT DONE AND STUFF, AND NOTHING'S GIVEN TO HER, SO SHE HAS TO WORK HARD AND DEPEND ON HER WITS. DOESN'T THAT SOUND COOL? ISN'T THAT FUN?

Issa Furious: ....

Manny Furious: ....

Issa Furious: ....

Manny Furious: ....

Issa Furious: Look daddy, a Barbie Puzzle.